Hoes Odes: Songs of a Customer Service Professional

1 

Hello, how can I be of service? 

What can I do for you today? 

Is there something I can help you with?

What are you looking for?

Sorry, could you say that again?

Could you spell that out for me?

Is there anything else I can get for you?

Would you like that for here or to go?

Now, do you have any questions for me?

Can I get back to you on that?

Is there anything else you’d like me to know?

Can you let me know if you’d like to reschedule?

No problem, sir—I’m happy to help.

The pleasure is all mine.

2

Hello, how are you?

How’s your day been so far?

Would you like to follow me?

Do you mind if I lock the door?

Do you mind removing your shoes?

Is it too cold in here?

Can I get you something to drink?

Would you like to take a seat?

How are you feeling today?

Have you ever done this before?

Are you single, married, or divorced?

Will that be cash or card?

Thank you for the tip!

If you’re ready, let’s get started.

3

How would you like to begin?

What works best for you?

How do you typically take it?

Which do you prefer?

What is it that you want?

Would you like me to do it for you?

Do you mind if I turn this on?

Do you mind if we move over here?

How is everything tasting?

How is everything?

How is it?

Are you finished?

Don’t worry about it—

I’ll clean that up.

4

How did you enjoy your stay?

Are you satisfied with your experience?

Did you get everything you wanted?

Did you get what you came here for?

Can you describe the problem?

Can you explain what you need?

Can you show me where it hurts?

Can I do anything for you?

Can I do something to help?

What can I do to help? 

What can I do? 

Can I do it?

I’m sorry to hear that, sir—

I’ll do everything I can to make it right.

5

Can I get you anything else?

Can I show you the way out?

Would you like to schedule another appointment?

Would you like me to stay in touch?

Why did you choose me? 

How did you hear about me?

Would you recommend me to a friend?

Would you like to leave a review?

Did I answer all your questions?

Did you get what you came here for?

Will you let me know if you need anything else?

Should I expect to see you again?

Thank you for your business—

Have a great day.

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