Elle Tee
I'm probably funnier than you
Highly reviewed on The Erotic Review: https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/elle-tee-6129101133-357652 Do not text me and ask for a personalized picture of myself or to see what I look like. I have more than enough pictures of myself uploaded to my profile. I update these pictures regularly. I will not send out a personalized picture of myself to "verify" I am who I claim to be. That is what The Erotic Review is for. The link above will take you directly to my page of reviews. I am not interested in never-ending texting back and forth with someone who is only interested in pic collecting but not actually interested in getting together for an in person date. I will not send you a personalized picture of myself. If this is a deal breaker for you that is fine, I want to save us both the trouble of having this conversation in the future. **BEFORE CONTACTING ME..... Please scroll down to the bottom of this profile and review my rates prior to contacting me. This WILL be one of the first questions I ask anyone inquiring about getting together. IMPORTANT: IF YOU TRY TO HAGGLE WITH ME ABOUT MY RATE I WILL BLOCK YOU AND BLACKLIST YOU IMMEDIATELY MY RATES ARE FIRM! AS ARE ALL THE OTHER RATES OF EVERY OTHER PROVIDER LISTED ON THIS SITE! Also, please only text me if you are interested and ready to get together same day. I do not make plans in advance, and I do not enjoy 'texting' so please only contact me if you are ready to get together that same day/night. ***REVIEW MY RATES*** See what others are saying...... ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Outrageously funny! Two thumbs up!" 👍👍 - Childhood talent show volunteer (also known as my mom) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "She's an excellent flosser" - My dentist ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "She always takes care of her bills on time" - My credit report ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "We're all kind of like very very obsessed with her" - My rescue dogs ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "She's the best mama we've ever had EVER!" - My foster dogs ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Happy one year anniversary!" - The empty water bottle in my backseat ⭐ "She used all the toilet paper in my bathroom to TP my house on Halloween." - My sister ⭐⭐ "Stop following me and asking me weird questions!" - My co-worker I rescue dogs for a living, what's your superpower? About Me: 40 years old ENFP Love Language - Acts of Service Animal rescuer extraordinaire Animal rescuer - foster and volunteer My dogs are my everything My favorite planet is Earth because that's where I keep all my stuff I am very cultured as I am fluent in Google Translate Liberal I love long walks on the beach with my partner, until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot. My ideal first date would be something like streaking, followed with being arrested for indecent exposure. But hey, at least we'll have a photo to remember when we met. **IMPORTANT** I do NOT offer in call services of any kind. I cannot provide in call now or anytime in the future so please do not send me a text asking me this question. If you request that I get a room in my name that is fine however it will be another $500 in addition to my listed rate. This will need to be provided in advance via PayPal for this service. NO EXCEPTIONS! **OUTCALL ONLY** I do not schedule in advance. I've been cancelled on last minute one too many times so I will only get together for same day meetings. Text me don't call.
Availability
I do not offer online services. Text me, do not call, I will not answer Do not text me just to text. Only text me if you intend on connecting that day or night. Do not text me and ask me a bunch of questions for hours on end. I am not interested in texting you or anybody else back and forth all day long. Again I will answer any questions you have in person but I will not entertain constant text messaging. If you're interested in finding somebody to text with you all day, there are women who offer that service. I however do not. I'm very cut and dry and simple when it comes to scheduling, and I do not need my time wasted with constant text messaging back and forth only to have somebody change their mind last minute or to be ghosted at the last minute.
Tour Schedule
Even though I am visiting I still will only provide outcall services. Absolutely no incall. I come to you.
Outcall
This is for any distance I have to drive that is more than a half hour away. This is too cover the cost of gas and time spent driving.
Touring
Policies
Deposits
Occasionally I will schedule dates in advance. In order for this to happen I require payment paid in full plus an additional $200 at the time of the scheduling. This is the only way I will schedule In advance. I am very firm on this. Please do not ask me to schedule in advance or make plans with you unless you are prepared to pay the rate of the date in full plus an additional $200. No exceptions. If it is the same day booking I do not require any sort of deposit. However, I will not make plans in advance early in the day for later that night, if you text me and want to schedule a date I assume you're going to be prepared and ready within the next one to three hours. I'm not going to sit around all day expecting to have a date with somebody only to be canceled on last minute. That is why I do not make plans in advance unless I have my payment in full. Again this is non negotiable this is firm.
Cancellations
I require payment in full if cancellation happens. I have set aside time and am probably already on my way to see you if you've gotten in touch with me. So that means I have turned down other people who wanted to see me that evening. Please remember that this is our livelihoods it's how we put food on our tables and keep a roof over our heads. Your livelihood is no more important than our livelihood, So please be respectful of that when contacting not only myself but anybody else in this industry. Do not waste my time and do not waste the time of any other provider.
Contact
Message MeText me don't call *Disclaimer - if you schedule with me in advance, please expect I might not make it for up to 2 hours after the scheduled time. The best way to book with me is to text and find out if I'm ready at that moment to get together. If I am not and we schedule out later that day, please expect me to arrive anytime between the time of schedule up to 2 hours after. There's a reason I don't book in advance. I never know what my schedule will look like for the day. This is something that will never change. So please allot yourself the appropriate amount of time.
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