Miranda

The sweetheart experience

I'm Miranda. Yes, that is my real name. A little about me: I’m originally from southern California. I have some college education, but I’m still working towards my 4-year degree. Outside of reading a ton, my main hobby is language acquisition—you can consider me a dilettante linguist. I’m a fantastic cook, mostly Mexican and a few different Asian cuisines are my favorite things to make at home; one of my hidden talents is coming up with awesome vegetarian variations. (Please book me for an at-home dinner date!) I take pride in my appearance, so when we meet, you can expect to find me freshly showered, clean shaven, toes pedicured, and clean natural fingernails. My hair is long, and dyed deep burgundy. I’m a full-time writer, so I have committed time slots for my deep writing and for dates with my suitors throughout the week. This is why I gently ask for at least a day’s notice of our date so I have time to shift around any previous commitments, if I can. This is also a show of consideration and a hallmark of a quality suitor. For gentlemen of this caliber, I strive to under promise and over deliver. Etiquette: Screening begins on contact for me. From your first message, I can almost always tell if we are a match. Please be on your best gentlemanly behavior during booking, when we first meet, and while we are getting to know each other. I’m sensitive to excessive crude language. Please text me when you are able to give your full attention and respond in a timely manner, just as I do for you. Texting me while at work or driving, is inconsiderate of my time.