Eve Laurie

Chill, smart, funny, decadent

The time will pass one way or another. Are you going to spend it doing what makes you happy? I know it's easy to overthink booking a provider - you're debating putting tremendous trust in the hands of a stranger. With that in mind I try to make sure you can feel my desire to earn your trust, delight your senses, and facilitate the fun you can’t have on your own throughout our time together. You'll quickly relax as we flirt and banter until you're ready to lose yourself with a woman who knows how to show her appreciation. I know you want this to feel simple, joyful, sane, and wholesome as well as sexy. Clients who've provided feedback on our time together consistently say they appreciate the way I skip the entitled attitude and naturally make them feel special. You'll find my giddiness with our explorations contagious. I don't take my reputation or your investment lightly and I remain humble and appreciative for all you do for me. With that being the case, I enjoy showing my appreciation in innumerable wicked ways. I’ve got a dark shag and some tattoos that are evidence of a free spirit, but I am more than capable of cleaning up to serve as neat and sophisticated arm candy for you. Because I know you want a woman who is stylish but also discreet, I curate my outfits and lingerie collection to add to the ambiance of our date and ensure I complement you in public. I’m in the gym 5 days a week keeping these legs toned, and I have an above average fragrance collection (we can skip that if you're sensitive!) I’ve been told I am smart, playful, and sensual. I am a literal coal miner's daughter (...miners all the way back, actually) and I sometimes think elegance and "class" can be overrated, appreciate straightforward and radical honesty, and apply my personality in a paste. Fortunately, this doesn't mean I lack sophistication. I was previously in the US Army, graduated summa cum laude afterward, obtained my master's degree, completed a fellowship and became a healthcare worker. My greatest wealth of professional expertise is in the area of dementia, which some find surprising given the dark hair/somewhat "alternative" appearance, but this speaks to an inherent sweetness I approach life with which balances out my filthy mouth. I've travelled extensively abroad and acquired a treasured vintage clothing and art collection. I was a writing tutor and won scholarship cash with my work. My proficiency at music trivia will shock and delight you. I love black comedy (I have a wee Todd Solondz tattoo). I live for a crungy guitar lick, trap beats, house and techno, psychedelic rock, metal music from hair to black, retro country, the list goes on. Some writers I find interesting or funny include but are certainly not limited to... Hunter S. Thompson, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, David Chalmers and Douglas Hofstadter, Junot Diaz, Jennifer Egan, Hari Kunzru, Devon Price, F Scott Fitzgerald, Hubert Selby, Mikhail Bulgakov, bell hooks, Michael Bazzell, Flaubert, Mary Oliver, Mary Gaitskill, Samuel Shem, Timothy Snyder, Ocean Vuong and Maria Bamford. Recently reading non fiction by designer Barbara Hulanicki about her life and work in swinging London and revitalizing the Art Deco architecture in South Beach. If you’re looking for a travel partner, I am passport ready. As I will always be at my core a country girl from rural Pennsylvania, I continue to find new cities and new experiences magical and don't take them for granted. I have accompanied clients to Barcelona, Rome, Aix en Provence, Cancun, Vegas, Nashville, Atlanta, Puerto Rico, and various other locations in the continental US, with packages available for those who wish to feed my wanderlust & facilitate mutually satisfying experiences. I treasure my memories with clients from raves, casinos, concerts, museums, cruises and meals around the world and the ability to cultivate relationships over time. As a result, I try to encourage these dates by ensuring my companionship is fairly priced for longer bookings. Please note that while have enjoyed Michelin starred meals in my life, I don’t require them, and I am just as enthusiastic about high quality street food or pub grub (I'm not afraid to put anything in my mouth). The finer things are lovely, but so are the simple ones. While I love a little action, adventure certainly isn’t necessary all the time - a quiet night spent primarily giggling and purring in bed with low lighting can be just as much fun as an evening spent dining or dancing. (the main lesson from James Cameron's three hour opus Titanic is that if you have a little money in your pocket you should have a fling with a hot person originating from a lower class and they will show you a good-ass time which will actually be so lovely it haunts you even when you're 100) Ex Catholic here - hedonistic as hell. I love being an intrepid accompanist while you explore whatever kinky activities you’ve been thinking of. My bag comes stocked with a plethora of toys and implements if you enjoy exploration and I have also been described as exceptionally open to and flexible regarding new experiences. If you’re looking for a versatile yes-woman with a solid sense of humor and a dirty mind, please check out my website or email me to book. I expect prospective clientele to be familiar with screening procedures and I require a deposit for all appointments. I can’t wait to meet you. *posted tours are basically a way to ensure that I have a *chance* to tour a location by showing my ad there. If I'm posting it, I want to go, so don't be afraid to reach out about an opportunity or simply ask me to come to your area! I'm super flexible and super independent, with a functional and properly street legal vehicle, license, passport, information literacy skills well above 5th grade as well as legs and proximity to public transit. Ask, ask, ask away, things are very possible with planning... I'm really into exploring the South this year but I've never been to California! **** PS if you're looking for reviews they've previously been under Naomi Waits on TER (my old name, for proof type in www.naomiwaitslv.com and see how it redirects to my current site Rate raises are effective for dates arranged after 8/28/25.